Many, many things to say today. 

First off, large Squee for the return of *my* Boy on Angel. Yes, the mellow, tortured-while-torturing quasi-Angelus of last season's Darla arc has returned, but with no Annoying Blond Chick! Hoorah! (And you are free to take the ABC comment as referring to anyone you please, including Cordelia, who is now apparantly as blond as they come. For the obvious reason that Angel can not have even a potential love interest who is actually brunette.) But I digress! The Boy was SPITTING. Hello. Some good acting there, specially for our freind DB. And my god. Quality fuckin' angst. Wes? May I suggest a fast moving train to Anyfuckignwhere? I'm a fangrl again. DadProviderWaitingintheWings who?

Second, gakked from Jess who gakked from Avie, the frighteningly accurate Name Game: ((oh, come on, who else's name did you think I was going to  put in there???))

ANGEL

From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Alcoholic" 

Characteristics: Angel can't get a date.
Personality: Angel should never baby-sit.
Natural: Angel eats roadkill.
Emotional: Angel detests happy people.
Character: Angel is sexually aroused by relatives.
Physical: Angel has various deformities.
Mental: Angel talks to the walls.
Motivation: Angel thrives on being right.

Ok, that's almost fucking psychic.
 

Third, to Anna and Jess, 'cause they'll understand:

COOKIE CONFESSION
 

  All right, Grimes, 
  I confess. You were right,
  I did not make the Mallomars.

  Those round cookies
  of flat cake and marshmallow
  dipped in chocolate coating.

  I was not Martha Stewart
  before Martha Stewart
  was Martha Stewart.

  I remember that, 
  "Yeah, right, I know you are lying"
  look in your eyes.

  And I wish I could have 
  slapped your face-
  before you let it drop.

  Sometimes,
  I still wonder if you knew 
  my mother had promised me

  chocolate brownies with fudge 
  and walnuts
  for the class party,

  i n s t e a d.

R. Maltbe

And finally, to Te:

Re: Your orders to piss people off. Yes maa'm. I shall do my damndest. Lar and Jess will get my back.

Chat with me over at the Pinkest LJ You Ever Did See
 

OF THE THEN
 

ARCHIVES