So, I heard this guy on Talk Radio today, and now I am in the mood to piss some people off. Now, I know, some of you are saying, "mah nishtana?" (Well, Ok only the Jews are saying that, cause noone else knows what the fuck it means. The rest of you are probably saying, "What the hell else is new?" which is what that Hebrew roughly translates to anyway).

But, I just...I have to. Look, I am *not* the most patriotic person on the planet. In fact, I have the FBI file to prove it, and no, I'm not kidding, although at this grown up stage in my life, I wish I was.

I never bought a flag til Sept. 12, and I honestly *still* don't know all the words to "America The Beautiful". Which is probably good, 'cause I also can't carry a tune in a bucket. But you wanna know what really, REALLY gets my Yankee Doodle Dander up??

When folks from other countries start talking about how much *we* suck in this latest and greatest new World War Thing. 

You know the ones.

"Well, America *used to support* the Taliban!" 

"Well, Americans are rich and spoiled, so they had it coming!"

You know what? Fuck you and the horse you all rode in on.

We supported alot of ill-concieved regimes in the name of politics and curious bedfellows. We have made alot of nutty alliances and alot of wicked bad errors in judgement. But for godsake, if CANADA took out the Twin Towers we'd bomb their ass too, 'cause it don't matter who you sleep with, they still don't have the right to rape you.

And as much can be said about the second argument. By that token, all rich people (of which all Americans sure as hell ARE NOT) deserve to die. Well, let's just extend that one step further and blame all the victims of violence everywhere. Wore a short skirt to that party, baby? You deserved to be raped. We got fuckin' raped people. And there is no excuse for that.

Does anyone even remember that if it wasn't for this mucked up, insane notion of liberty, freedom and the pursuit of happiness  (which we may not necesarily achieve but god knows we aspire to) that three quarters of the world would be speaking  German about now?? Does anyone wanna get behind that, at least til the bodies in NYC are fucking cold?

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