MoG: Let's all agree that demons suck. Wait, let's exposition instead.
MoG: (expositions).
Cordelia: Fred is acting freaky.
Wesley: Don't say that. I may be saddled with her as a love interest.
Gunn: Fine. I' m going back to Angel. Where's Angel?

Monk demons: Blurgh. Splat. Glurgh.
Angel: Eh. I'm going home.
Puzzled peasant: Good. You are both tiresome and frightening.

Cordelia: I'm about to make a predictable joke. Aaaagh!
Angel: Have you hugged a vampire today?
MoG: Oh good. We were sick of paying all the bills ourselves. Welcome back!

Fred: Meep.
Angel: No, it's all good.
Cordelia: (piercing shriek)
Fred: Meep.

Angel: (extended vamp fu)
Girl vamp: Angelus, you king of pricks.(dies)

Angelus: You two are stupid.
Vamp couple: Not next to your hair.
Holtz: Angelus, you king of pricks.

Cordelia: Angel, bare your soul right now.
Angel: No. I planned to stare mutely. I may or may not be undressing you
with my eyes. Check with the producers.

PseudoSpike: I'm love's bitch.
Demon doctor: Sex change operation?
PseudoSpike: Very slow death, please.

Angel: (swooshy punch)
PseudoSpike: Oh, vamp fu yourself.
Angel: Cordy, let's run.
PseudoSpike: Oh, no, you don't.
Angel: Keep away, you beligerent fool.
PseudoSpike: Let's have a long and unmanly argument about love.
Angel: Okay, but only cause I'm stallling for time.
PseudoSpike: Damn. Shoulda gone with the sex change. (dusts)

Cordelia: Angel, bare your soul right now.
Angel: Didn't we just do this scene?

Darla: Holy shit, am I ever pregnant. Can someone saw me out of this tank
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