Wesley: Let's all suck up to Cordy. 
Cordy: I may say otherwise, but I love it. Carry on.

Gavin: You are locust-infested, unclean do-gooder hippie commune *freaks*. 
Cordy: Does your face ever move? 
Gavin: No. 

Cordy: Gaaaaaah!
MoG: Gaaaaaah!
Cordy: I'm gonna recover in the bathroom.
Angel: If you're taking a bath, I'd like to help.

Wesley: Dick! Dick! Dick! I said DICK!!!
Gunn: You are *so* immature.
Wesley: Wait till you see me sucking my thumb. 
Angel:(lost in reverie) 

Grandma Demon: Vampires shoplift. 
Grandpa Demon: And they are rude. And self-involved. And sometimes cross the
line between good and evil.
Angel: That was simplistic and hackneyed. You deserve a beating. 
(extended fu)
Grandpa demon: That's it. I'm going back to Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.

Gavin: You are beneath me. Join my team.
Lilah: I'll emasculate you faster than you can say "extensive product
placement from Apple Macintosh and associated suppliers".
Gavin: Please note that I dislike you.

Fez Dude: My brain is exposed! Hahaha! *Exposed!*
Lilah: Now get inside Cordelia. Christ. Did I just say that?

Angel: Cordy? Can you let the big burly men rescue you now? Please? Please?
Cordy: But I like the sympathy and the pampering. 
Angel: Oh, c'mon. I'll buy you new shoes? 
Cordy: Do me, baby. 

Angel: Lilah, you bitch.
Lilah: Verbal abuse? We are supposed to do breath play. Get with the
program.

Skip: How'd you get here? 
Angel: Wesley put the stick in the hole. 
Skip: ... 
Angel: Look, it was in the script. 
Skip: Please don't take away my naked, handsome evil guy.
Angel: Sorry, friend. And he is. 

Cordy: Breakfast, yo. 
Angel: Uhm... 
Cordy: You will eat it and you will *like* it. 
Angel: Mmm. Mmm. 
Cordy: Now that I'm not pustulent, am I still your princess? 
Angel: Yup. 
Cordy: You released a bad guy, though. 
Angel: Eh. 

Darla: Unspawn me! 
Shaman: You need an obstetrician. I'm a podiatrist. 
Darla: Oh, for fuck's sake.

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