Angel: Say it out loud! I'm lame and I'm proud!
MoG: Sigh.
Recapper: Sigh.
Fred: Drool. 
Mog: Sigh.
Fred: What?

Cordy: Break Fred's heart and dance on the remains.
Angel: You do it.
Cordy: Who do you think you are talking to, worm?
Angel: Sorry, my Queen. 

Gym Fauna: Are you under the impression that blue is your color?
Cordy: Crap. You are all gay, aren't you?

Angel: We need to talk.
Evil Senior Citizen: Come in, sweet thing.
Angel: Are you trying to pick me up? No, wait, I know. We are about to do
extended comedy of errors centering around who is and isn't gay. Yeah?
Evil Senior Citizen: Damn straight. So to speak.

Angel-Shaped Evil Senior Citizen (ASESC): Cor-de-li-a. Fuck me, Cordelia.
Cordy: Ew.
Recapper: Ew.

ASESC: So basically I'm gay?
Cordy: And always the last to grasp the obvious.

ASESC: Fred, it's over between us.
Wesley: Damn.
ASESC: I'm awfully touchy-feely for someone who isn't gay, but really, I'm
not.
Wesley: Exactly how I feel.
ASESC: You are not gay either?
Wesley: The point is, I'm not Fred.

GeezerAngel: God, this is unglamorous. 

ASESC: Fuck me.
Fred: Okey-dokey.
ASESC: Fuck me.
Lilah: Okey-dokey.
Fred: Here's my broken heart. Would you like to dance on it?
ASESC: Actually, yes.

Random Club Babe: Fuck me.
ASESC: Okey-dokey. Hey, I'm a vampire! I totally rock.
Random Club Babe: Perhaps too much self-esteem.

GeezerAngel: I really feel like I'm my own grandpa.
ASESC: Why aren't you evil?
GeezerAngel: I resent this determinism. In fact...
ASESC: Are you about to anvil me with a speech?
GeezerAngel: Is Wesley's hair stupid? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Cordy: Buffy's alive!
Angel: Whee!
Fred: Sigh. 

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