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Days of Our Unlives
by The ficbitches

 NC-17

How It All Began

Part One: Unexpected Visitor
Part Two: Drinking Buddies
Part Three: Twist and Shout
Part Four: Spin the Bottle

The Mall

Part Five: The Record Store
Part Six: The Fashionable Male
Part Seven: The Parking Garage

Boy's Night Out

Part Eight: On the Town
Part Nine: Intermezzo
Part Ten: Revenge is Sweet
Part Eleven: The Mosh Pit

Lights Out

Part Twelve: Bedtime Rituals
Part Thirteen: Sleeping Habits

Where the Wild Things Are

Part Fourteen: Snake Week
Part Fifteen: Discovery Channel in Reverse

Interlude

Part Sixteen: Random Effulgance, or The Art of Getting Jossed

Read My Lips

Part Seventeen: Damper
Part Eighteen: High 'N' Dry
Part Nineteen: All Wet

A Very DOOUL Christmas

Part Twenty: Prologue: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Part Twenty-One: O Come, All Ye Faithful
Part Twenty-Two: Happy Holidays
Part Twenty-Three: Angels We Have Heard on High
Part Twenty-Four: Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
Part Twenty-Five: The Nutcracker Suite
Part Twenty-Six: O Christmas Tree
Part Twenty-Seven: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Part Twenty-Eight: We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Part Twenty-Nine: Away in a Manger
Part Thirty: Let it Snow
Part Thirty-One: Home for Christmas
Part Thirty-Two: God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

Quality Time

Part Thirty-Three: Male Bonding
Part Thirty-Four: Coitus Interruptus
Part Thirty-Five: Mating Rituals
Part Thirty-Six: In Heat

About Damn Time

Part Thirty-Seven: Comparison Shopping
Part Thirty-Eight: No Accounting for Taste
Part Thirty-Nine: Road Rage
Part Forty: The Need for Speed

Auld Lang Syne

Part Forty-One: Antediluvian
Part Forty-Two: Archaic
Part Forty-Three: Antiques
 

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